She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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