By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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