I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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