I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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