but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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