Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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