Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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