Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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