i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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