girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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