Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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