i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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