bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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