I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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