Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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