Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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