id be glad to
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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