I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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