He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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