butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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