Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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