there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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