oh god the rape fog is back!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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