I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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