things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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