Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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