Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Green mimosas i think yes
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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