Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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