his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
