the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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