Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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