oh god the rape fog is back!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
