I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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