what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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