everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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