i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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