Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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