forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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