yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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