what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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