Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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