Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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