There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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