he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
