hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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