I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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