This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
they're like a gay fantastic four
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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