What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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