so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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