i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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