Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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