Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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