Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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